Well, since we have this forum, I guess I'll admit to this one. It's kind of stereotypical, but it does work. Not only does my handy dandy electric razor deliver a close shave with no nicks or cuts, but in times of great need, I have used it to deliver a quick orgasm as well. No, of course I don't use the shaving head. I use the side of the thing. Since razors have a pretty powerful motor and no speed settings, you'd better be ready for some intense sensations if you try this one at home. And the next time they make a joke about your "buzzing off" when you're getting ready for work, you can just smile and nod.
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Homedics Mini Massage-on-the-Go
These cute little massagers seemed like a good candidate for deviant use. Since they're designed to fit comfortably in your hand and pack a powerful vibration, I figured they'd be great for getting out all of my knots. Besides, the tag even says "pleasantly powerful, fabulously fun." Well, I agree. I'll admit to feeling a little silly at first, but once I found a good position, I never gave it a second thought. It's got three "cushy" heads that are, it turns out, interestingly placed. With one on my clit, a second one teased my perenium, and that was an unexpected bonus. The Mini is inexpensive, can be bought just about anywhere, can be taken just about anywhere, and it's innocent nature allows you to leave it out on the nightstand for quick access. In effect -- don't leave home without it!
