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Energie

Natural Contours has engineered a fantastic Kegel exerciser. All of us ladies know that we should do our exercises so we stay firm and tight, both for our own pleasure and for our partners. But, as with most exercise plans, it tends to get pushed to the bottom of the priority list. This baby will entice you to bring it up to the top of the list. Not only does the Energie bring with it all the benefits of Kegel exercises, but it feels absolutely wonderful in the process. It's smooth, heavy (relatively), and perfectly shaped for its purpose. One end is slightly bigger than the other to accommodate all sizes, and the instructions included explain the exercise clearly. After my first set of reps, I was running for my vibrator to finish myself off. I figured cumming around it would only add to my workout. Right? I strongly recommend adding the Energie to any healthy sexual lifestyle. I never thought exercising could be so much fun!

The Energie courtesy of Natural Contours.

Ruby Red Spinner Baton

The Ruby Red Spinner Baton is a great first pyrex dildo. It is beautiful, it is streamlined, and its smallish size is perfect for those intimidated by huge phalluses. Each end of this toy feels different, and I love the way it starts out cold and warms to body temperature with use. It's hard and unyielding, but in this case, that's a really good thing.

If you are unfamiliar with pyrex, let me enlighten you. It's awesome! It's safe (meaning it is nonporous and can be sterilized in boiling water or dishwasher), it's practically unbreakable, and it can be warmed in water or cooled in the fridge or freezer. Phallix also does really cool things with the colors and textures of their pyrex dildos. The downside is that pyrex is expensive, but it's well worth the price.

Ruby Red Spinner Baton courtesy of Wild in Secret.

Iris by Lelo

The Iris by Lelo is an amazing device. It's the first I've seen with two motors and a rechargeable battery. Yes, that means you have to plug it in for four hours or so before the first time you use it. I was so anxious to try mine when I got it, but I was patient. Wow, it was worth the wait! The pink part is medical grade silicone, and it's splashproof and quiet too. The rigid curve makes hitting the g-spot easy, and the flower-like sculpt delivers some really interesting sensations. The button is a lockable toggle switch, which may be the only weak spot on this thing. The awkwardness of the switch is easily overlooked once the vibrations start. Toggling the switch side to side slides the vibe from low to high, while toggling it up and down cycles through its five patterns. They are: 1) crown, continuous; 2) base, continuous; 3) both, short pulse; 4), both, long pulse; 5) both, continuous. The Iris is well made, sturdy, and I am thoroughly impressed with it.

Iris courtesy of Lelo

Vixskin: Bandit

I've got only one thing to say about this new dildo - Holy Shit! I've never felt anything like it in a toy. Yes, it's just a plain, non-vibrating, dick-shaped toy, BUT the Bandit is made of this new silicone stuff that the folks at Vixen Creations are calling Vixskin. It feels a whole lot like real skin and warms to the touch quickly. It's the closest thing to a real penis that I have had the pleasure of experiencing. When it arrived I couldn't wait to try it out. I dropped what I was doing and ran to the bedroom to give myself a good fucking. I didn't stop until I came twice - hard. I have played with it several times since its maiden voyage, and coupled with my favorite vibe, it's pounded me through more than a dozen really intense orgasms. Wow! 

Vixskin: Bandit courtesy of Wild In Secret.

Wahl Massager

Technically, this review could fall into the "Perversions" category, but I am not the only one to have  discovered the alternate uses for this little wonder. It's as famous as my beloved Hitachi. Sold originally as a personal massager, the pervert community has turned it to the dark side. It comes with seven, different massage heads, and my friends at Wild In Secret ship it with one of the unofficial attachments intended for sexual use (the blue one in the picture on the left). It plugs into the wall with 9 feet of cord to roll around with, and it has two powerful levels of vibration to indulge in.

Doppelgangsta (repost w/pics)

This has to be the best named toy yet. The "Doppelgangsta" is the name, but I seriously doubt it will ever be involved in a drive-by anything. This baby is 13.5 inches of smooth, flexible, double-sided silicone fun. One side is straight with a bulb at the end, and the other is bumpy. Just holding it reminded me of squished clay - until I started to use it. One rule for silicone toys is you gotta use lube, so I squirted some on and got to work. Wow, I love this thing. It's soft and firm, it's big enough to hang onto, and it gives just the right amount when my muscles tighten around it. There are some toys out there that are actually a bit painful for me to cum around. This is not one of them. This may be the closest in feeling to a real penis so far. I can't wait to get someone to climb onto the other end with me - for a second opinion, of course.

Doppelgangsta courtesy of Wild In Secret

 

Layaspot

This little baby is the Layaspot vibrator by Fun Factory. It's so cute, measuring less than 4 inches long and coming in a variety of color combinations. It came snugly packaged in a nice, little box with info on two flaps held together with a magnet - a little overkill, but it adds to the perceived value. It's design is comfy in the hand and on my other curves too. It has a "+ / -" rocker switch to increase the vibration, which is a little awkward to use without looking, but those little switches have a lot of range. I understand that it's even waterproof. Hot tub, anyone? 

The best part is this baby delivers quite a bang! I could hardly believe it. It's so small, but it turns out that's an advantage. It nestles in right on my clit. Initially, I was disappointed. My first test run left me wanting. To be fair though, I thought I'd give it another shot. Boy, am I glad I did! I discovered that the batteries it came with were crap. I replaced those with fresh ones and away I went. Wow! The first orgasm was so good, I added a second toy and went around again. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

The Liberator

The Liberator is a set of foam shapes designed to help you and your partner (or partners) get into whatever position you (or they) want.  I'm not going to beat around the bush - these things are amazing.  They are the kind of thing you realize you needed all along the minute you try them.  I have played with the first four shapes:  the Wedge, the Ramp, the Stage and the Cube.  They are big, comfy and encourage experimentation.  If there is anything wrong with them it is their size.  They are so large that it can be hard to find a place to put them and the largest of them can be awkward (handles or handholds on the sides would have helped).  The shapes come with two removable, washable covers that protect and enhance them.  The blue ones are soft, and the purple ones are waterproof.  The blue is the most versatile.  When you set one on top of the other, the blue covers kind of stick to each other so they don't slide around.  My favorite of the four is the wedge.  No more cramming pillows under your hips to get just the right height.  The wedge/ramp combo is the best though.  They sell them together, so I guess I'm not the only one who thinks so.  Everyone I have shared them with has loved them as much as I have.  I understand there are two new shapes too.  Hopefully, I'll be able to try these someday and let you know what I think.

Special thanks to my friend Michelle who agreed to model the Liberator with me.  Our pictures came out so well that we decided to give you more than usual and to make them bigger so you could get a good look at how much fun we were having.  Thanks Michelle!

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Auto Vibe

I love this toy!!!  I have cum countless times with this one.  So much, in fact, I've busted it.  Dead.  I've just found it on the Doc Johnson web site, and you can put money on the fact that I'm ordering a replacement.  It comes with a car adaptor and a battery pack option.  It has three speeds, and when the batteries are fresh, high is off the charts.  I have trouble even using that setting until some of the juice is sucked out of those AA's.  It's made of hard plastic with soft rubber teasers on the end.  I actually prefer using it with the cover on -- the teasers feel too pokey on the high speeds.  I've had some earth-shattering orgasms with this toy, and I heartily recommend it to anyone.  It's small and compact, and the car adapter makes it a perfect addition to any toy-lover's glovebox.

I plan on adding pictures of me playing with this one as soon as my new one arrives.    

Hitachi Magic Wand

All the press on this one says that it's the bomb.  Well, add me to the list!  Right out of the package, this baby is intimidating.  A friend of mine was actually afraid of it.  I know it looks more like a shiatsu massager than a sex toy.  Think of it as camoflage.  You can leave this one on the nightstand, and no one will be offended.  In fact, it serves both functions very well.  I've actually used it on sore muscles that were created by using it to masturbate.  It measures about a foot in length, plugs right into the wall, and packs quite a punch.  The vibration is very strong, even on low.  You definitely need to tease with it before even attempting to rest the head on your clit.  BUT if done right, the orgasms it delivers are amazing.  I sometimes start teasing on top of my clothes or off to the side where the leg meets the body before sliding it slowly from the top down to  my clit.  My inevitable orgasm starts deeper inside than with the other toys and lasts longer.  I think every woman should have one of her very own.  Seriously!