shauna by night

Mini Jelly Teaser

After playing with countless toys anything that isn't shaped like a bullet is worth a look. This thing looks like an alien gizmo of some kind - always a plus. When I got mine I anxiously pulled it out if its packaging and headed for the lab (my bedroom). I got naked, stretched out and relaxed. After warming myself up with some gentle touching I reached for the gizmo and set it to work on my clit. It wasn't an explosion of pleasure but the little guy got me going pretty good. I fantasized about being taken by my favorite movie pirate on a desert island somewhere and drifted off into orgasm land. It took me a while, but I was in the mood for slow and sexy so I didn't mind.

Lucid Dreams No. 28

The Lucid Dreams No. 28 is one of a line of new Doc Johnson toys. It's a soft jelly vibrator with a powerful motor and a twist on/off base. It's waterproof and pretty quiet too. In true Doc Johnson form, the Lucid Dreams are of superb quality. It's also kind of neat to be able to see inside the toy. No. 28 has some ridges that some people may find uncomfortable. I understand that there's a petite version (No. 16) which may be a better fit.

I adore Doc Johnson toys. After so many years, they are still able to keep coming up with new designs.  I've said it before - I'd love to be able to sit in on a design meeting one day. And with the new materials coming out with, the sky's the limit. I can't wait to try them all . . .

Lucid Dreams No. 28 courtesy of Eros Boutique.

Computer Accessory

Here's a great addition to any night of surfing for porn. This baby has no battery of its own. You plug it into the USB port of your computer and away you go. It's little and cute and quiet. It comes with an extra long cord - I don't know, in case you want to roll around with your computer, and a soft sleeve for variation. I found the vibe to be a little weak, but if you get off easily than this'll work just fine. In any case, it's great for foreplay and a wonderful addition to any business trip. Or, better yet, if your partner is stuck on the computer, you can use this li'l guy to provide entertainment or a much needed distraction.

Art Deco AC/DC Double Dong

The AC/DC Double Dong's purpose is clear - double penetration. One end goes into the vagina, and one end goes into the anus. I kept passing this one up in the store because, while it's really pretty in the package, I thought "Crystalessence Material" was hard plastic or something, and that means it would have to be exactly the right size. As it turns out, I was wrong on one hand and right on another. It is, indeed, made of flexible stuff (unfortunately, it's that sticky, almost jelly stuff that really needs lube to be comfortable), but it does need to be the just the right size. I found that while I was trying to use the thing, I was squeezing the "U" tighter. In effect, I liked the double penetrating, one-handed toy, but it wasn't as comfortable or as easy to use as it should be. Using two toys is still the way to go for me. That way, each can follow my curves individually. So I guess, IF you like double penetration and IF you happen to be just big enough to match the Double Dong, this could be the very best toy in the world. As for me, I'll probably drag this one out of the drawer only occassionally.

 

The Pearl Thong

Since I first heard about the Pearl Thong, I've wanted to try them out. I finally got my wish. All I have to say is Wow! I love these things. These panties are everything I hoped they would be! They're pretty and a hellofa lot of fun. They're made of stretch lace and a string of fake pearls, and here's the concept, you wear them like regular panties. Simple! While you walk around, the pearls rub on your clit making you constantly aware of your pussy. I took a late-night walk to the corner store with them on as my first test drive. They turned a chore into an adventure. It was all I could do not to expose my secret to some guys I passed by on the way. Ocassionally, I would tug on the string of pearls for an extra jolt. By the time I got home, I was red hot and ready to go! I imagine if your wore these to dinner with your lover, he wouldn't know what hit him once you got home. I highly recommend these. Give 'em a try. I bet they're like nothing else you've tried before.

The Pearl Thong courtesy of WildInSecret.com

E-Z Rider Rocker Ball

OK, if you've never heard of this thing, you're probably wondering what the heck. Right? Let me explain, first off, what a Rocker Ball is and then I'll talk about how it works. It is pretty much what it looks like. Basically, it's a beach ball with a thingy sticking out of it. Except the ball inflates to about a foot across and can support 250 lbs. The thingy is a locking device that you attach to any dildo in the long line of "Vac-U-Lock" accessories. (The lock works in certain strap-on harnesses too I understand, but that's for future exploration.) The design is so simple. Doc Johnson is a genius.

Crystal Jellie Dong

I suppose I should say something about the basic dildo. Yes, that’s right, the non-vibrating, fake penis. They come in all shapes, colors, and sizes now. (I remember when they were all made of that almost-flesh colored latex stuff.) Some are realistic, some are smooth, some are straight, some are curved, etc. etc. etc. I currently own several dildos, and each one feels different. I think the most noticeable differences are size (obviously) and the material they’re made of. I used a realistic, latex dildo for a long time, but then I discovered that, for me, the jellie dildos feel better. This particular one is part of the Vac-U-Lock Attachments line, which is a thingy that attaches dildos to harnesses or other goodies. Over the past few days, I've played with this pink dildo and its partner (that i will introduce you to in a future review) a lot. That explains the smile on my face. So, I'd say get yourself a dildo pronto. And, don't rule out any material before you try it. I love the soft give of my jellie just as much as I love the cold, hard beauty of my glass dildo.

Spartacus Adjustable Nipple Clamps

I can't believe I haven't had a pair of nipple clamps until now. What was I thinking? These things are great! They're adjustable so you can make them as harsh or easy as your tolerance level demands. I, for one, know that the more turned on I get the more I can handle. It's nice to be able to start out slow and build. Or, if these come in late in the game, they can be applied tightly right away. Then, whoever is in charge can pull or wiggle the chain at will causing waves of intensity. The little rubber tips are a good idea because if the clamps get pulled too much, they will slide off without ripping skin. (At least in the tests I've done so far. I might not be brave enough to put them on as tight as they'll go and then rip them off. I hope you'll understand.) Anyway, I'm looking forward to many sessions with my new clamps. Do yourself a favor; get a set and enjoy!

XTC Pleasure Curve

I picked up the Pleasure Curve because it looks so funky. It's not your standard penis-shaped dildo, so I had to take it home with me. Different equals good, at least every once in a while. It's made out of acrylic, so it feels a lot like a glass dildo but is lighter and a hell of a lot cheaper. With a little lubricant, the Curve slides in easily, and the bend in it makes it gentle on your wrist. It doesn't go in very deep but can reach the g-spot with no problem. You can also apply as much pressure as you want. I like to combine playing with this one with one of my favorite vibrators.

    

Silk Touch Egg Vibe

This little guy is so cute; I just had to take it home. For all you computer users out there, the control of the Silk Touch Egg will feel right at home in your hand, similar to a small mouse. You plug the curly cord into it and "click" the button through its six settings, which vibrate and pulse at different speeds. One design flaw, in my opinion, is it really needs an on/off switch. I put mine in my toybox with the egg unplugged. The button got pressed by something, and the batteries ran out of juice. It's very disappointing to grab a toy only to find it's dead. The silky surface and the bumps on the egg feel really good everywhere I put it, and the vibration is good. It can push me over the edge but not reliably. Definitely a great warm up though.

Bendables Vertebrae Vibes

The Bendable Vibe caught my eye because it looks so damn cool. It's long (8 3/4") and transparent purple, with three smooth, silver studs in it. (I have an unreasonable attraction to studs and rings and buckles and stuff like that.) It has the twist on/off switch that I'm not so fond of, but I figured what the heck. So I bought it, rushed home, and unwrapped it, anxious to see how it worked. I played with the bendies first. They don't stay as bent and I would have liked. The jelly skin has too much memory and wants to pull it straight again. The vibration is ok - not too strong, not too weak - but not enough to push me over the edge. Again, too much jelly for the vibe to get through. The dildo felt okay (a little too thin and pointy for my tastes), and the studs rubbing on my g-spot were interesting. It only lasted through a few uses before the on/off switch broke. All in all, I'd say this one is okay for some foreplay, but it's definitely not going to replace any old faithfuls.

Auto Vibe

I love this toy!!!  I have cum countless times with this one.  So much, in fact, I've busted it.  Dead.  I've just found it on the Doc Johnson web site, and you can put money on the fact that I'm ordering a replacement.  It comes with a car adaptor and a battery pack option.  It has three speeds, and when the batteries are fresh, high is off the charts.  I have trouble even using that setting until some of the juice is sucked out of those AA's.  It's made of hard plastic with soft rubber teasers on the end.  I actually prefer using it with the cover on -- the teasers feel too pokey on the high speeds.  I've had some earth-shattering orgasms with this toy, and I heartily recommend it to anyone.  It's small and compact, and the car adapter makes it a perfect addition to any toy-lover's glovebox.

I plan on adding pictures of me playing with this one as soon as my new one arrives.    

Shane's World Rechargeable Infrared Playpal

This vibe is cool.  First off, it's rechargeable.  Using these things while plugged in always made me a bit nervous.  With this one, you plug it in for a while and then use it.  Plus, you don't have to search your drawers for anymore AA batteries.  Second it has an infrared light on the tip that you can turn on separate from the vibrator.  Now I've always thought that a light on a vibrator, considering where it goes, was silly, but the warming effect is kind of nice.  Something a little different is always appreciated.  It eats up the power faster than the two-speed vibrator alone, but that's no biggie since you can just plug it back in when you're done.  I give this one a thumbs up!

Alexa's My Wicked "Nubby" Satisfier

I don't know who Alexa is, but she definitely has some idea of how to make a good vibrator.  I picked this one up because the "nubby" end was something I hadn't seen before.  The nubs are molded plastic, and I guessed they would feel especially good on my g-spot.  It has the twist-on type switch, which in my experience breaks faster than any other type of on/off switch.  Other than that, it seems well made.  I haven't killed mine yet.  The transition from low to high is smooth, and the highest setting is pretty powerful.  It's in my regular rotation now because the good, strong vibration makes me cum every time.  Hard.  And I was right, the bumps really do feel good on my g-spot.

   

Sue Johanson Royal Swirl

The Royal Swirl has an unusual yet familiar shape -- kind of like a real penis with a twist.  It's kind of heavy for its size, and the silicone is a bit sticky to the touch.  The package suggests using lubricant for "maximum pleasure."  Another twist-on/off type switch provides a smooth transition from low to high, and the vibration is good and strong.  After making this bad boy all slippery, I put it to the test.  The ridges felt good in my pussy and very good on my clit.  Unfortunately, the vibration wasn't quite enough to finish me off, so I grabbed an old reliable.  I don't think I'll be using this one on its own, but the Swirl will work just fine with a partner or in conjunction with another toy.

I took these pictures myself in the bathroom mirror.  It was really tricky trying to masturbate while holding a camera, choose a shot and keep my balance in the limited space between the mirror and the bathroom wall.  I hope you like the result.